Have you ever used a pick-up line with a girl and wonder why you almost got smacked out on the face? Well, while some pick-up lines work in getting hooked up, some are just plain lame and stupid. No matter what you’re after in a girl, choosing the right pick-up line requires a little bit of intelligence. The more you use the wrong ones the more you look and feel desperate and the more you appear to be creepy. Even if you think some of them are funny, they are just downright insulting or assuming of things not even true of women – that’s why women hate them! The problem with men that use these worst pick-up lines is that they say them so naturally, which means that they are as dumb as the words they say. If they happen to see that these lines work with some girls they meet at the bar, well, maybe . . . Go figure! But if you’re pursuing a smart looking chick, don’t expect to get anywhere if you can’t apply some creativity in these worst pick-up lines.
“I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”
If you believe that a girl is still a virgin, maybe that is because they are good at getting as far away as possible with guys that use that pick-up line. Please don’t insult them by making them feel that their moral choice is not normal.
“It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?”
How about if she remains single forever than spend a single moment with a guy that sees women’s singlehood as a sign that she’s nuts and desperate and can’t live without a man in her life. Are men the only reason for women living?
“Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me”
Surely you don’t mean the girl looks like a monkey or a horse or a baboon even. If there’s an animal in you, then most probably you’re the one that escaped the zoo.
I like my ladies the way I like my peanut butter. . . Chunky!”
So you’re saying she’s fat? Hasn’t anyone told you not to make fun of a woman’s weight? Even if you mean well, what you’re really saying is that you’re among the men who likes fat ladies. Well, that’s good though, but what if “fat” is a word and thought that she finds offending?
“Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be?”
Really? That’s how you want to treat her, a slave? Surely, the last thing you want to give a girl is respect! Don’t expect her to give you what you can’t give her in the first place.
“Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”
You make this sound like she’s a hooker for money. Whether you mean “it will cost” you a round of drink, a steak or whatever, you make her feel she’ll go with you only for a price.
“I’m not the most handsome guy here, but I’m the one talking to you”
So you want her to be thankful to you because you are talking to her? Maybe she’s not talking to anybody for a number of good reasons. If the room is filled with guys that throw that kind of pick-up lines then it should be no surprise that she prefers to enjoy her drink by herself. And yes, while it’s true that you are talking to her, didn’t it occur to you that you’re the one who should thank her?
“The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word”
The word of the day is “hell-no!”. Let’s both spread out and never see each other again. Fair enough.
“You’re hotter than my daughter”
What? You look at your daughter in a perverse way? Having thought of that and if the woman hooks up with you, you could still be thinking about your daughter!
“I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex in the next half hour”
Do you really think she cares? Maybe she’ll stall you in the next half hour to enjoy your death scene.
Just because you see these women at the bar with drinks in hand doesn’t always mean they’re downright cheap and deserve a very lousy pick-up line. Contrary to what you sometimes assume, women can have a great time all by herself; they don’t always need a hookup unlike most guys at the bar. If you fancy a girl at the bar and want to change her mind, then do so discreetly. Treat her right by giving her the respect she needs. If you can’t do that, then just leave her alone.